CAR RESISTANCE ACTION PARTY (C.R.A.P)
(Tempe, Arizona nonsense cyclist league/bike crew)
Who are We?
We are a group of intergalactic space travelers from the edge of the Bootiverse on a
mission from the mothership to save the booty of the Tempe/Scottsdale Az from mediocrity.
Our Mission
We believe in healing both the physical (outer) booty and the spiritual (inner) booty through bicycles.
Bicycles have the ability to make your ass look soooo much better in those pants.
Thus, when our collective CRAP chakra hits the dancefloorand our chi is in allignment,
the net bootivibaciousness exceeds the pre-bike booty and happiness is achieved.
(bored with political activism and seeking a non spandex way of socializing with other cyclists, we started our own thing.)
It can be eloquently summed up through this simple acronym: Cyclists Have Nice Asses
Taking it a step further, it can be said that C.R.A.P equals C.H.I.N.A.
Crap equals China. Simple!
Oh great one, how I have wandered in darkness for so long!?!
Celebrate pro-booty activism!
Every Tuesday Night at 7:30. Meet on the northwest corner of Mill and Rio Salado.
Bring a bike and ride the greenway. We often stop at the Orange Table and get food / libations.
All bikes and types of riders accepted. Leave your attitude at home.
Alternative ride ideas / event suggestions welcomed.